5-year old logic:

Me (as my son walks out of my bathroom): Kameron, did you wash your hands?

Kam: No, because I didn’t touch anything. I didn’t touch the toilet because the seat was already up….I didn’t touch my penis…..I didn’t touch the door…..so I don’t have to wash my hands.

Me (trying to come up with a logical reason for him to still wash his hands): Go back in there and wash your hands…..because I said so!!